Chanticleers Good Medicine For Bulldogs
By Don Stone - Football Atlanta
Outside of Sanford
Stadium before the game, I heard a desperate fan trying to unload a few
tickets of a friend who decided not to show up. Someone asked, "How much?"
"Face value...$40 bucks," he said.
"Not today," was the answer. "I'll give you $15."
And the deal done.
Now, this was more like it...the way a Saturday in Athens is supposed to
look like.
Three touchdowns for the Dawgs in the first quarter.
Two more and it was 35-0 by halftime. The Chanticleers barely mustered a
yard in the interim. To be fair, Coastal Carolina did rack up a whopping 48
total yards in the first half.
But what else would you expect a Chanticleer to do?
What is a Chanticleer, anyway? And, who's great idea
was it to name a football team that in the first place. I'd like to hear
what that meeting sounded like.
"Let's call them the Panthers." Naw, how about the
Wildcats? Naw, I've got it. The Chanticleers. How graceful sounding!"
Their media guide actually praises its "uniqueness."
Actually, its from Chaucher's Canterbury Tales and came
to the University when it was a member of the University of South Carolina
system from 1954-1993. A Chanticleer is a rooster who rules the barnyard
with cunning and wit. His competitiveness never wanes as he battles to the
end, using his brains to come out on top every time....except between the
hedges.
Felt the need to clear that up since I mocked its name.
What is it with that state and its obsession with
roosters and gamecocks? Are they that terrifying? But, I digress. Back to
the game.
The premise here was, if you get whipped by the big
brother, then go stomp the little brother.
The Bulldogs needed to stomp someone. If they didn't,
then an disappointed fan base would. This feast must have reminded them of
the last time they dined like this. As Mark Richt said before the game, "the
last time we won was Thanksgiving."
This was a massacre. Early in the second half, UGA was
playing mostly backups. Hutson Mason was in at quarterback. No difference.
Eleven minutes into the third quarter, it was 52-0. Actually, by the time I
was done typing that sentence, it was 59-0. And, at this point, the Bulldogs
had two touchdowns called back for penalties.
A bit of mercy followed by the offense who pretty much
just ran out the clock. The defense, on the other hand, was thirsty for a
shutout, and got it.
In case you're wondering about the school scoring
record...no chance. UGA beat Alabama Presbyterian with 108 points in 1913.
Most points scored since 1933 was 81 against Mercer in 1941. It was, though,
the most points scored by a Bulldog team in about 15 years when they ran up
70.
As the fourth quarter started, the big new scoreboard
had its Russ Cam shot. The interim mascot was soundly asleep on his ice bag
inside his house. Not sure if it was the Chanticleer offense or defense that
was causing the snoozefest.
Overall, after the way this season started, who can
complain about a blowout? A fun day was had by all wearing red and black. A
good way to get things back in gear and get ready for a return to SEC
competition as the Bulldogs head to Mississippi State on Saturday. Next home
game is in two weeks as the other team from that state visits Sanford
Stadium.
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